Stopping stampedes before they start. Also walks. Also standing.

Herd Surveillance: live mailbox cam and persons of interest (a parody)

CAM TB-MAIL-01 · Thunder Bluff · Mailbox Plaza

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PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-205756-031
STONETALON-6870
SUBJECT
Hoof Fingerprint: colors umber, charcoal, tan; build medium; walking; on camera 50s; 5+ nearby.
Mailbox Plaza ·
4,055 agencies · RET 30d
PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-205543-030
FERALAS-5587
SUBJECT
Hoof Fingerprint: colors charcoal, olive, tan; build medium; running; on camera 7s; 5+ nearby.
Mailbox Plaza ·
4,031 agencies · RET 30d
PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-205332-029
BARRENS-1161
SUBJECT · MOO-TIONLESS
Hoof Fingerprint: colors charcoal, olive, tan; build medium; group; on camera 18s; 3 nearby.
Mailbox Plaza ·
4,008 agencies · RET 30d
PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-205126-028
MULGORE-9178
SUBJECT · HAS NOWHERE TO BE
HOTLIST: Stood around (no mail to show for it)
Hoof Fingerprint: colors charcoal, umber, olive; build medium; group; on camera 1m; 5+ nearby.
Mailbox Plaza ·
3,980 agencies · RET 30d
PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-204915-027
FERALAS-4627
SUBJECT
Hoof Fingerprint: colors charcoal, olive, umber; build compact; group; leather armor; on camera 10s; 5+ nearby.
STANDINGOPEN GROUNDBUILDING
Mailbox Plaza ·
3,950 agencies · RET 30d
PERSON OF INTEREST#HS-260926-204707-026
BARRENS-1257
SUBJECT · STROLLING
Hoof Fingerprint: colors charcoal; build medium; walking; plate armor; on camera 20s; alone.
CASTING A SPELLOPEN GROUND
Mailbox Plaza ·
3,922 agencies · RET 30d
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